The owner of a myrtle beach golf course was confused about
Paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his
Secretary for some mathematical help. He called
Her into his office and said, ‘You graduated from
The University of South Carolina and I need some help.
If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how
Much would you take off?’  She replied:  “Everything but my ear rings!”

If you have other golf related jokes or stories that you find humorous, please share them with us so that all can enjoy.

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One of your Golfmasters came across this recently and we can’t help put laugh.  Reminds me of a couple of Myrtle Beach Golf Courses…as you can easily hit some houses on a few courses down here.

If there are any other funny golf course signs out there, we would love to share them with our golf nuts.  I’m sure there are hundreds…if you happen to see this, please comment and we can share them with the rest of the golf world.

Periodically we’ll share some of the best golf course signs in Myrtle Beach.

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Off the seventh tee in Myrtle Beach, Joe sliced his shot deep into a wooded ravine. He took His eight iron and clambered down the embankment in search of his lost ball.

After many long minutes of hacking at the underbrush, he spotted something Glistening in the leaves. As he drew nearer, he discovered that it was an Eight iron in the hands of a skeleton!

Joe immediately called out to his friend, “Jack, I’ve got trouble down here!”

“What’s the matter?” Jack asked from the edge of the ravine.

“Bring me my wedge,” Joe shouted. “You can’t get out of here with
An eight iron.

Which Myrtle Beach Golf Course could this be?

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This one of the funniest things, I’ve seen in a while.  For those that like to consume some cold beverages while enjoying our Myrtle Beach Golf Courses, this is the perfect solution.  If there is no restroom in sight.  This fake golf club doubles as a urinal.

While I must admit, I’ve never seen anything of this nature…one thing is for sure is that I would not want to borrow this person’s golf club.

Check it out.

http://www.uroclub.com/

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We came across this funny golf advertisement for Callaway.  Good for a loud chuckle.  Let us know what you think.

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So, logically he got in a golf cart and headed for home.

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1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.

5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.

8. DON’T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

9. QUIET PLEASE…WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.

10. DON’T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE… NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF.

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