Clean Golf Humor
You’ve got to appreciate some clean, but really funny golf humor! Enjoy.
Entries Tagged as 'Golf Humor'
Tiger Woods Picture with wife (Joke)
Here is a humorous photo of Tiger with his wife, considering the recent events. This is a joke and we all wish Tiger the best. I hope even Tiger would fine some humor in this.
Tiger Woods Holiday Picture
How a golfer can be like a hybrid car
A recent study found the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means, on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon.
Kind of makes you proud. Almost feel like a hybrid.
Golf Golf Jokes? Please share them for everyone’s enjoyment.
Myrtle Beach Golf Joke
The owner of a myrtle beach golf course was confused about
Paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his
Secretary for some mathematical help. He called
Her into his office and said, ‘You graduated from
The University of South Carolina and I need some help.
If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how
Much would you take off?’ She replied: “Everything but my ear rings!”
If you have other golf related jokes or stories that you find humorous, please share them with us so that all can enjoy.
Funny Golf Course sign
One of your Golfmasters came across this recently and we can’t help put laugh. Reminds me of a couple of Myrtle Beach Golf Courses…as you can easily hit some houses on a few courses down here.
If there are any other funny golf course signs out there, we would love to share them with our golf nuts. I’m sure there are hundreds…if you happen to see this, please comment and we can share them with the rest of the golf world.
Periodically we’ll share some of the best golf course signs in Myrtle Beach.
Myrtle Beach Golf Humor
Off the seventh tee in Myrtle Beach, Joe sliced his shot deep into a wooded ravine. He took His eight iron and clambered down the embankment in search of his lost ball.
After many long minutes of hacking at the underbrush, he spotted something Glistening in the leaves. As he drew nearer, he discovered that it was an Eight iron in the hands of a skeleton!
Joe immediately called out to his friend, “Jack, I’ve got trouble down here!”
“What’s the matter?” Jack asked from the edge of the ravine.
“Bring me my wedge,” Joe shouted. “You can’t get out of here with
An eight iron.
Which Myrtle Beach Golf Course could this be?
Golf Club that doubles as a urinal
This one of the funniest things, I’ve seen in a while. For those that like to consume some cold beverages while enjoying our Myrtle Beach Golf Courses, this is the perfect solution. If there is no restroom in sight. This fake golf club doubles as a urinal.
While I must admit, I’ve never seen anything of this nature…one thing is for sure is that I would not want to borrow this person’s golf club.
Check it out.
http://www.uroclub.com/
Callaway golf Ad
We came across this funny golf advertisement for Callaway. Good for a loud chuckle. Let us know what you think.
You know you’ve had too many beers on the golf course when…
A man in Wisconsin, is accused of driving drunk after trying to use a golf cart to drive home nearly 40 miles away from the golf course where he had been drinking beer. The Sheriff’s Department said Monday that the 47-year-old man told deputies his relatives had left him behind at the Kettle Hills Golf Course outside Milwaukee Saturday.
So, logically he got in a golf cart and headed for home.
Someone called the sheriff’s department to report an intoxicated man on a golf cart driving on the highway. Deputies caught up with the man about a mile from the golf course.
He told investigators he had consumed 10 beers, but didn’t think he was intoxicated. Keep this in mind next time you or your buddy things he can take the cart home from your next round at a Myrtle Beach Golf Course.
Sign Posted in Golf club in Scotland
1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
8. DON’T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET PLEASE…WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
10. DON’T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.
WELL DONE… NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF.